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Post by FliesSolo on Apr 3, 2018 22:28:06 GMT -5
Sheriff Vince was looking for a vagrant who was stealing eggs in the neighboring farm. "Has anyone seen this man?" the Sheriff quizzed holding up a sheet of paper with a drawing on it.
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Post by BillG on Apr 4, 2018 8:19:13 GMT -5
"This looks unlike anyone I have ever seen around here!", replies Chuck. "Yeah, nobody I know either!", says Yancy. "How about the rest of you?", asks Sheriff Vince as he waves the sketch around. "Uh, nope", everyone replies in unison. U = ? |
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Post by CStarFire (Minnesota) on Apr 5, 2018 9:59:22 GMT -5
"Usually I wouldn't be so worried but at this time of year with Easter and Spring starting emotions run high and I don't want anybody getting hurt", explained the sheriff. "If you see or hear anything out of the ordinary - call me and I'll handle it.
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Post by BillG on Apr 5, 2018 11:44:06 GMT -5
Velma yelled from the kitchen, " Sheriff Vince would you like a nice slice of coconut custard pie to go with that sandwich?" Becky gave her a dirty look and said, quietly, "You really want that doofus hanging around here? Really?" "Yep, I was just coming in anyway! Can't pass up you gal's homemade pies!", replied Vince. W = ?
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Post by mustang68scout on Apr 7, 2018 20:12:21 GMT -5
Sheriff Vince and Deputy Enos rolled up in the cruiser.
"How did those 2 smell the egg salad?" asked Yancy.
"They seem to smell moonshine too!" said Eugene.
"Well, it's a good thing Becky is making more sandwiches," said Chuck.
"They will eat their fill!" said Yancy.
"Will give us time to get their order bottled!" said Chuck.
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Post by BillG on Apr 8, 2018 14:34:32 GMT -5
" We really need to get back to the still. This break we've been on has gone on too long", said Chuck. "Lets go, while Vince is preoccupied with eating!", replies Yancy. X = ? |
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Post by mustang68scout on Apr 9, 2018 22:10:33 GMT -5
Xtremely quickly, Chuck, Yancy and Eugene headed to the shed.
"Fastest I have seen you move in a long time!" said Chuck to Eugene.
"There's about to be money involved!" said Eugene.
"I'm in!" stated Chuck.
"I'm in!" said Yancy.
"I'm in!" said Eugene.
Xitty walked into the shed, sat down and purred.
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Post by BillG on Apr 10, 2018 8:01:51 GMT -5
Yancy said, "Do we have everything we need today?" "Yep, we have water, propane, corn, sugar, yeast, everything!", replied Chuck. Z = ?
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Post by mustang68scout on Apr 11, 2018 19:41:19 GMT -5
"Zowie!" said Eugene.
"This do ma hickey thing of Luke Bizzy's appears to be working!"
"Yancy, get more bottles! I can't keep up with the filling!" he yelled.
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Post by BillG on Apr 12, 2018 6:15:50 GMT -5
And just seconds after he said that, all the lights went out. "Uh-oh, what now?", asked Eugene. "I dunno. But as long as we have that fire burning we can keep making the shine. Give me a flashlight!", exclaimed Chuck. B = ?
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Post by BillG on Apr 15, 2018 14:39:15 GMT -5
Boy oh boy, it's too bad this thing is all but DEAD.
Anyone got a C?
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Post by mustang68scout on Apr 18, 2018 22:29:34 GMT -5
Chuck said, "I know I had a better flashlight somewhere!"
He proceeded to look in the drawers below the workbench.
"How about a kerosene lamp?" asked Yancy.
"NO, we already have a fire burning!" stated Chuck.
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Post by BillG on Apr 19, 2018 17:09:30 GMT -5
" Dead batteries! That just kills me! Why don't you get a rechargeable LED flashlight?", asked Eugene. "I dunno. LED's you say? That sounds good. Next time we are in town I'm getting one!", replied Chuck. E is next... |
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Post by mustang68scout on Apr 29, 2018 10:37:51 GMT -5
Eugene looked at what he could with a dying flashlight.
"Turn up the fire!" he ordered.
"Maybe I can see something!"
"We're pretty much as big a fire as we have!" said Chuck.
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Post by BillG on Apr 29, 2018 20:03:41 GMT -5
" Forget that, I'm going to get the kerosene lamp. If we can't see, we can't make the hooch!", said Yancy. G = ? |
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