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Post by geezer on Mar 11, 2018 18:19:36 GMT -5
This is where the old and old at heart hang out. We're hillbillies transplanted from the hills outside of Gastonia to the hills outside of here.
We make moonshine, get into trouble, and generally laze around in our hammocks. We have a smelly ol' dog named Snots, an overgrown wacky weed garden started by our departed friend Drunkhabib, an' we travel 'round in WonderTub, a converted claw foot tub that flies an' has a cloakin' device attached to it. The cast of characters will grow, I'm sure, so why not join us? It's all in good fun. No pollyticks, no religion, either. Jes' good ol' boys an' girls (well, hopefully there'll be girls) havin' fun.
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Mar 11, 2018 18:47:36 GMT -5
This is where the old and old at heart hang out. We're hillbillies transplanted from the hills outside of Gastonia to the hills outside of here. We make moonshine, get into trouble, and generally laze around in out hammocks. We have a smelly ol' dog named Snots, an overgrown wacky weed garden started by our departed friend Drunkhabib, an' we travel 'round in WonderTub, a converted claw foot tub that flies an' has a cloakin' device attached to it. The cast of character will grow, I'm sure, so why not join us? It's all in good fun. No pollyticks, no religion, either. Jes' good ol' boys an' girls (well, hopefully there'll be girls) havin' fun. |
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Post by geezer on Mar 12, 2018 18:21:43 GMT -5
Welcome, LOL. You can explain whilst tastin' this - it's Miracle Hooch. Take it slow 'cause it's powerful stuff.
Git away, Snots! LOL is new an' she ain't likely to be appreciative of your stench.
Hey, wait jes' a minute! You're lookin' kinda familiar. You got a relative who goes by the moniker Trugas, or TrueGrass, or sumpthin' like that?
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 12, 2018 20:25:34 GMT -5
Good Evening Coots!
I heard ya got a club set up over here, geezer, so I thought I'd stop in an' say howdy!
H O W D Y!!!
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Post by Chris46 on Mar 12, 2018 22:57:37 GMT -5
Good Evening Coots!
I heard ya got a club set up over here, geezer, so I thought I'd stop in an' say howdy!
H O W D Y!!! |
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Post by Trucky3212 on Mar 13, 2018 7:50:35 GMT -5
Wow! :::Sticking head through door::: Is this the new digs fellas? Great look'n place.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 13, 2018 9:00:15 GMT -5
Well, Good Mornin' Coots!
I figgered I'd bring a load of treasure over here from the Geezers Clubhouse in Gastonia. My, but the new paint on these walls smells fresh, the windows are sparkling clean, the furniture is in proper place, and there are 4 new hammocks set up on the patio! I'm gonna git used to this "homey" place real quick!
Ennyone want a drink? The load of treasure I brought is a trunkful of Miracle Hooch jugs, an' they need ta be drunk up as otherwise they could evaporate.
Here let me uncork a jug. Ahhh, that's the way to start this day!
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Post by geezer on Mar 13, 2018 9:31:28 GMT -5
I wonder if LOL will come back. We ain't normally had much luck attractin' ladies to the clubhouse. See them flowers on the table by the window? LOL put 'em there.
Oh goo, the jugs'r here. Now we gotta set up the still right quick or we might run outta sippin' whiskey.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 14, 2018 12:52:27 GMT -5
Howdy There, Coots!
I got another 12 jugs from the old stash, and the modular still. We can git the still set up real quick, but we'll haveta run it manually till we can run a buried electric line out to it to run the computer controls. Hmmmmmm, that gits me to thinkin', we oughta git a battery backup system in case we have enny kinda power outage. I'll git to work on that after I git the still set up an' runnin'.
I dunno 'bout them flowers, geezer. They make us look purty domesticated an' that may turn off some of the crochity ol' coots who might otherwise stop in an' sit for a spell. Well, let's leave 'em there till they shrivel up an' see what happens.
Pass a jug. I needta wet my whistle before I git at the still setup!
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Post by geezer on Mar 14, 2018 13:24:19 GMT -5
BG, there's gotta be 50 or so flashlights in the storeroom back at the other clubhouse. We could take the batteries outta them an' have a battery backup! They're D cells, I think.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 15, 2018 9:12:44 GMT -5
Good Morning Coots!
I'm gonna git a couple of very large deep cycle batteries for the backup system, geezer. D cells cain't provide enuf power.
Ya may have noticed I set up an automated laser drill to cut a tunnel in the basement, yesterday. We're gonna need that space for aging our Miracle Hooch as it comes from the still. It'll take another three or four days to finish that tunnel as this is a purty small drill and'll only do about 18 feet a day. I'm also gonna install a quick charge outlet for charging up the WonderTub's batteries. We may haveta upgrade this 200 amp electric service.
I'm thinkin' we might haveta install some sorta screening system, an mebbe security cameras (with infrared) to check out the visitors comin' thru. We gotta stay a couple o' steps ahead of them infernal revenooers, y'know.
I got four hammocks set up out on the patio in case the eyelids git too heavy. Hmmmm, patio........we may haveta think about a cover.
Pass the jug, all this ponderin' has got me real thirsty!
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Post by Chris46 on Mar 15, 2018 10:36:31 GMT -5
My head is swimming! Time for a hooch break!
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 16, 2018 9:06:22 GMT -5
Good Morning Coots!
Ahhhhh, the sun is shinin' brightly an' it looks like it'll be a beautiful day! I got that trench dug out to the still an' hooked up the power. I love the computerized controls, 'cause we don't haveta hover over it ennymore to make sure it don't blow up. The automated mash feed simplifies everything an' all we gotta do is enjoy the finished product! Things are shapin' up nicely around here!
The storage tunnel in the basement will take about another day, but it's lookin' good also. Now with the automated computer controls in place on the still, the production will increase dramatically. So, we'll need that extra storage and aging space. I got the new special outlet for the WonderTub charging station, so I'll be able to git that installed today. Cain't take a chance on WonderTub's batteries runnin' down 'cause that's what powers the cloaking device.
Pass a jug. I wanna take the edge off my sobriety!
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Post by geezer on Mar 16, 2018 18:30:20 GMT -5
Tunnels we need, BG. Mebbe we can hire some local youngsters to dig 'em for us. Tell 'em we're huntin' fer lost gold or sumpthin'. Y'know what this place has that the other clubhouse didn't? Solid walls! No wind blowin' thru, or rattlin' winders. Kinda creepy, but I guess we'll git used to it.
LOL, where ya been, girl?
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Post by Chris46 on Mar 16, 2018 22:12:21 GMT -5
Me thinks Trucky needs a little encouragement. He's always been a little skidish of new digs. I like the solid walls and the indoor plumbing. We DO have indoor plumbing, don't we??
PS. LOL changed her name back to TRU.
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