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Post by sneakers (Metro Houston) on Nov 24, 2019 14:24:22 GMT -5
Had a couple of Houston po'boy sandwiches for lunch:
Elongated roll
Ham
Provolone
Salami
Mayo
Dill pickles
Louisiana Chow Chow*
* - need to specify the region of origin as there are multiple regional variations
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Post by sneakers (Metro Houston) on Dec 13, 2019 15:33:09 GMT -5
We’re going to do sandwiches on elongated rolls for the five of us tonight. Not planning to get them from Subway as we sometimes do.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:50:09 GMT -5
“Grinder” Where you’re from: New England
If you now live anywhere other than where you grew up (New England), you frequently get made fun of for saying weird stuff like “bubbler”, but the people who do it are just jealous because Boston’s got David Ortiz. Grinder day was your favorite school lunch day in junior high, and inevitably meant either meatballs or some other hot sandwich that was equally tough to bite into (hence the name). Sometimes you gripe about the difference between cold “subs” and hot “grinders”, but nobody in your current city can understand a word you’re saying. You loathe Fever Pitch.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:50:44 GMT -5
“Wedge” Where you’re from: Westchester or Yonkers, NY
You claim to everyone that you’re from New York City, but people can sense that something’s ever-so-imperceptibly off, unless, of course, they witness you order a sub sandwich and call it a “wedge”. Then your carefully manufactured facade falls away, and you’re revealed for the penitent suburbanite you really are. You will pay the person who discovers this $1,000 and a wedge to keep their mouth shut.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:52:23 GMT -5
“Hoagie” Where you’re from: Greater Philadelphia.
You’re from around Philadelphia, or a part of New Jersey that’s close enough to that city that you feel like you can hide the fact that you’re from New Jersey by claiming to be from Philly instead. A hoagie is a big-city sandwich, according to you, and is usually filled with some dyed-in-the-wool Italian fixings like prosciutto, soppressata, Provolone, or... scrapple (and NEVER mayo). You’re adamant that the hoagie was invented in Philly, just like liberty, even though both have actually been traced to Italy, sometime in the last couple of millennia.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:53:09 GMT -5
“Hero” Where you’re from: New York City
The story of how the term “hero” came to be might have eluded you (it’s not actually a corruption of the word “gyro”, which most likely came to the US via the Greek food boom that originated in... Chicago?!), but that doesn’t matter -- you’re eatin’ here. The hero is probably the most versatile sub name on this list, coming in hot and cold varieties, and encompassing a breadth of fillings (corned beef, meatballs, pork cheek, etc.) that could only be found in the best city on Earth! Which, if that needs any more elucidating, is New York. Sheesh.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:53:57 GMT -5
“Po' boy” Where you’re from: Louisiana or the Gulf Coast
You’re aware that a po’ boy and a sub aren’t the same thing, per se, but that doesn’t really keep you from referring to most sandwiches as po’ boys anyway (or at least wishing that they were po’ boys, and daydreaming with a bluesy melancholy). Fluffy French bread -- instead of a sometimes-seeded Italian roll, is a must for you when piling the fried stuff, or roast beef -- high. You’re damn proud of the folksy origins of your preferred sandwich, and you have an encyclopedic knowledge of the odd lexicon of terms used to specify your order (stick, shorty, debris... just let everyone else in on this lingo so we can enjoy it too).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:54:43 GMT -5
“Spuckie” Where you’re from: Boston. Just Boston.
You think the people who call subs “grinders” haven’t been to the North End enough and need to get in touch with their roots, which involves patronizing your buddy Joey’s bar, the “Wicked Local Tap & Grill”. Half of your diet consists of cannolis. The other half is salami spuckies. You own The Departed on both DVD and Blu-ray.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:55:55 GMT -5
“Blimpie” Where you’re from: New Joisy
Blimpie is the Kleenex of sub names. Some company in Hoboken did sub sandwiches so well that their brand became synonymous with them (the owner thought the word “sub” sounded too unimaginative, and decided to go with an icon of inflation instead). Now, the word "Blimpie" still brings to mind an incredibly stuffed Italian sandwich, and you crave one every time you think of those Hoboken streets or hear Darkness on the Edge of Town, which is daily, since the cassette is still stuck in your car stereo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 16:57:18 GMT -5
“Torpedo” Where you’re from: The Tri-State area (But Where ? )
You’re more belligerent than the “Blimpie” people, and every time you look at a food, you can’t help but think of its military equivalent. You might grow up to be Captain America.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 17:00:05 GMT -5
“Spiedie” Where you’re from: Binghamton, NY (Nephew Graduated there, I will pick his brains now)
You either grew up in Binghamton, or went there for college. Either way, you claim ownership over (and the innate superiority of) the local sandwich variant, the spiedie. Cubes of marinated meat inside a sub roll are all that characterize this particular local specialty, whose bare-bones aesthetic and low, low price got you through your childhood and/or college years and into today, when you normally subsist on crackers, Slim Jims, and occasional sips of Lupo’s marinade. You have adopted a similar approach to your wardrobe, and are pretty sure that Stacy at the Old Navy in Vestal has been flirting with you lately.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 17:01:04 GMT -5
“Gondola”Where you’re from: Peoria, IL, ALLEGEDLY
You don’t exist. Seriously, people call subs “gondolas”? Also, you and the kids you grew up with still have a secret handshake.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 17:02:06 GMT -5
“Poor boy” Where you’re from: The Lower Midwest
Jealous of your neighbors to the immediate South for their access to super-fresh seafood (that they then deep-fry the crap out of), you decided to cash in on their success by naming your own sandwiches after theirs. Something got lost in translation, though. You have a tendency to over-enunciate everything, which further alienates you from the true South, but went over swimmingly that time you called into a public radio show to complain about your congressman.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 17:02:53 GMT -5
“Zeppelin” Where you’re from: Eastern Pennsylvania (specifically around Norristown)
Not content with calling a sandwich a Blimpie or a hoagie or a torpedo, you had to do everyone one better. The culture around “zeps” grew in Norristown sometime in the early-ish 20th century, and has since evolved to mean a sub sandwich with no lettuce and only one meat. You have a mild-to-moderate disdain for “city folk”, which to you means people from Philadelphia. Nobody challenges you on this.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 17:09:44 GMT -5
“Sarnie” Where you’re from: Stoke-on-Trent, UK
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