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Post by timothyu on Dec 24, 2018 13:42:33 GMT -5
First day of Christmas ...link
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sissurf
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Post by sissurf on Dec 26, 2018 1:27:19 GMT -5
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sissurf
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Post by sissurf on Dec 26, 2018 16:02:11 GMT -5
December 25, 2015 at 3:50 PM
Our Daily Bread -- A Fragile Gift
December 25, 2015
Thanks be to God for his indescribable gift! —2 Corinthians 9:15
When we give a fragile gift, we make sure it is marked on the box that contains it. The word fragile is written with big letters because we don’t want anyone to damage what is inside.
God’s gift to us came in the most fragile package: a baby. Sometimes we imagine Christmas day as a beautiful scene on a postcard, but any mother can tell you it wasn’t so. Mary was tired, probably insecure. It was her first child, and He was born in the most unsanitary conditions. She “wrapped Him in swaddling cloths, and laid Him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn” (Luke 2:7 nkjv).
A baby needs constant care. Babies cry, eat, sleep, and depend on their caregivers. They cannot make decisions. In Mary’s day, infant mortality was high, and mothers often died in childbirth.
Why did God choose such a fragile way to send His Son to earth? Because Jesus had to be like us in order to save us. God’s greatest gift came in the fragile body of a baby, but God took the risk because He loves us. Let us be thankful today for such a gift! —Keila Ochoa
Dear Lord, the Strong and Mighty One, I thank You for becoming small and fragile on that day long ago. It amazes me that You did that for me and the rest of Your world.
May you know the peace of Christmas every day of the year.
<3 God Bless you Our Daily Bread <3 and Merry Christmas
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Post by timothyu on Dec 30, 2018 16:53:18 GMT -5
Hail and Farewell 2018 ...link
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Post by timothyu on Jan 4, 2019 12:29:10 GMT -5
Woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, -
"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom,she could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone -
"She's finally gone ... yeah I know, about time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy French outfit, I love you".
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote;
"I can see your feet. Stop being silly, we're out of bread, put the kettle on, back in 5 minutes.”
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Post by timothyu on Jan 6, 2019 14:13:19 GMT -5
Merry Orthodox Christmas Eve
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sissurf
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Post by sissurf on Jan 11, 2019 15:50:31 GMT -5
An Indian (feather, not dot) walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
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Post by timothyu on Jan 16, 2019 17:56:56 GMT -5
My foot started tapping a few minutes ago when YMCA came on the radio. Does this mean I'm possessed?
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sissurf
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Post by sissurf on Jan 16, 2019 18:39:55 GMT -5
No Tim, but are you trying to tell us, you are coming out of the closet? lol
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Post by Dolly Parton on Jan 24, 2019 16:33:31 GMT -5
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Post by timothyu on Jan 25, 2019 13:54:09 GMT -5
Advisable not to bring them into the home as conversation pieces ...link
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sissurf
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Post by sissurf on Jan 25, 2019 23:11:57 GMT -5
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Post by timothyu on Jan 31, 2019 14:40:55 GMT -5
link... Talk about being thin skinned
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Post by timothyu on Feb 11, 2019 17:33:08 GMT -5
Dear God: Here is a list of Just some of the things I must remember To be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats It or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, Crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's Underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's Crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand Straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before Entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside, And immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living Room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', So when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
Dear God: Is it on purpose that our Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, But seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit On your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after The jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, The colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE Named for a Dog?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off In the forest and no human hears him, Is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human Verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, Horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, Electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee Flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, Less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, May I have my testicles back?
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Post by sissurf on Feb 12, 2019 0:41:43 GMT -5
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