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Post by timothyu on Mar 17, 2018 0:30:13 GMT -5
A place to just sit back and chat about every day things. Pull up a chair, grab a soda or ice tea and have fun! Even though this is a Christian chat & fun room, please keep the banter light and not heavy.
If you have a favorite website to share that is fun, please feel free to share it with us. If you have a favorite recipe, please feel free to share that as well. The more fun the better.
... CarSUVowner
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Post by timothyu on Mar 17, 2018 13:48:45 GMT -5
Noah's Ark : Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 80 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.
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Post by timothyu on Mar 17, 2018 14:21:01 GMT -5
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Post by timothyu on Mar 20, 2018 13:28:52 GMT -5
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sissurf
All Star Member
Ah.. to be so in love!
Posts: 11,595
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Post by sissurf on Mar 21, 2018 2:10:20 GMT -5
Well did I miss the party.
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Post by timothyu on Mar 21, 2018 2:12:40 GMT -5
No, but it is pot luck
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sissurf
All Star Member
Ah.. to be so in love!
Posts: 11,595
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Post by sissurf on Mar 21, 2018 2:18:07 GMT -5
Well what do you know there's a like button, but no unlike button. All I can say is they better have spell check. Oh my! You can even insert a video in here?!
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Post by timothyu on Mar 21, 2018 2:19:47 GMT -5
Yes a few more goodies.. hope there are no %^&$ emojis
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sissurf
All Star Member
Ah.. to be so in love!
Posts: 11,595
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Post by sissurf on Mar 21, 2018 2:24:08 GMT -5
Good Lord I almost bought you a gift! I could pick any badge I wanted too!
I almost couldn't get out of it.
It asked for money too!
It's a good thing they don't have my credit card or I would be broke right now.
Be careful what you touch on these threads Tim. lol
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Post by timothyu on Mar 21, 2018 2:27:28 GMT -5
Don't know anything about that junk and don't want to.
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sissurf
All Star Member
Ah.. to be so in love!
Posts: 11,595
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Post by sissurf on Mar 21, 2018 2:30:10 GMT -5
Well do you see those icons to the right where the hand is? I hit one of those icons. I think I hit the wheel thingy. I'm scare to do it again, or I'll get stuck once more. lol
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sissurf
All Star Member
Ah.. to be so in love!
Posts: 11,595
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Post by sissurf on Mar 21, 2018 2:32:05 GMT -5
Nope it's not the wheel thingy. I don't know now what it was that brought up the badges for sale.
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Post by timothyu on Mar 21, 2018 2:32:26 GMT -5
Tsk tsk.. ok enough for tonight for me. have fun.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 21, 2018 11:53:55 GMT -5
Eat balanced meals, drink plenty of water and get lotsa sleep.
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Post by timothyu on Mar 21, 2018 12:19:29 GMT -5
Is that a hint regarding posting at 3 in the morning> lol
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