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Post by timothyu on Apr 6, 2018 19:33:20 GMT -5
Guaranteed a smile... link
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Post by sissurf on Apr 9, 2018 0:21:13 GMT -5
The first time I saw a mongoose, it was in Hawaii, but the mongoose I saw had huge eyes and lighter in color. I was told by the natives that Hawaii doesn't have any snakes on the island because of the arrival of the mongoose.
Cute post Tim. Ah, he just wanted his belly rubbed. ~ giggles
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Post by ministorage on Apr 16, 2018 20:16:52 GMT -5
Sis,
I thought the same thing. Doggy says rub my belly. Mongy says, Come on big bird, rub it. I dare ya. You might get your neck ripped off. Might not."
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Post by ministorage on Apr 16, 2018 20:17:36 GMT -5
I don't want to blow through my allotment.
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Post by timothyu on Apr 23, 2018 11:38:54 GMT -5
'Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted'
'Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads'
'Honk if you love Jesus, Drive while texting if you want to meet Him'
'Adam and Eve, the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions'
'Just love everyone. I'll sort 'em out later ... God'
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Post by sissurf on Apr 24, 2018 13:56:07 GMT -5
I haven't seen this on the news, have any of you?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGI_YUd6kHgסיגלית מורנו to Israël, My Beloved Yesterday at 7:23am · Holon, Israel · The Iranians threatened to bomb Israel with Atomic weaponson on our Independence Day, and in 48 hours they received an earthquake of 5.9 in the area of the atomic reactor, and an unprecedented sandstorm that turned Iran into a sandbox ( Many Iranians died of suffocation ) Now tell me that we do not have Divine Providence. Reclaim America shared a post. 7 hrs · We must never forget, in all of our battles, personal, political, national - that we serve a mighty God who hears and answers our prayers. Stay vigilant and pray for God to give our president wisdom, discernment, and insight; pray that the Holy Spirit will reveal all truth, all of the plans of the enemy, all of the hearts of those that surround Donald Trump, that he may know and understand what is going on and what God's plan is for victory; pray that God gives Him supernatural strength to fulfill all that God wants him to accomplish and pray for the protection of Donald Trump, his staff/cabinet, and his family, in Jesus Name. |
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Post by timothyu on May 24, 2018 22:54:29 GMT -5
Sermon nothing new to the Brits.. John Lennon preached it for years. ...link
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Post by timothyu on Jun 5, 2018 16:04:49 GMT -5
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Post by timothyu on Jun 24, 2018 12:13:38 GMT -5
'Old people at weddings always used to poke me and say you're next... so I started doing the same to them at funerals.'
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Post by timothyu on Jul 6, 2018 15:49:07 GMT -5
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
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Post by Sissurf here on Aug 8, 2018 18:54:23 GMT -5
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Post by timothyu on Aug 12, 2018 15:45:09 GMT -5
Car,s gonna get you for posting that lol
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Post by sissurf on Aug 14, 2018 16:52:07 GMT -5
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by timothyu on Sept 17, 2018 0:46:43 GMT -5
Bill was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Bill looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
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Post by timothyu on Sept 18, 2018 11:24:55 GMT -5
"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"
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