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Post by coffeenole on Mar 18, 2018 9:01:49 GMT -5
This handsome guy here is one of my dogs, NORM. Norm is a rescue dog who is very appreciative of the life he has now. Over the course of time, his nickname has become BUDDY. Norm just loves it when we make him a SAMMICH, for it gives him gas, just like his daddy has! That being said, Norm is the REAL "GAS BUDDY"!
Let's all help NORM out by making him a SAMMICH. I'll make the first one...
A Sardine and Pork & Bean SAMMICH!
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Post by DrivingtoMars (SW CO) on Mar 18, 2018 14:25:47 GMT -5
This is bad, and won't get any better. Don't call the ASPCA, unless they can get here and stop me from starting this one.
Boiled eggs, head cheese, broccoli, mustard, and vinegar in the food processor, served on sour dough SAMMICH bread.
Please don't try this at home. I'm feline centric, and have no idea if any of these ingredients are canine toxic.
Sorry, Buddy (Norm).
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Post by DrivingtoMars (SW CO) on Mar 19, 2018 9:31:12 GMT -5
Disclaimer: I have no idea whether any of this is toxic to dogs, but will have sense enough not to find out. Do not assume it is safe. Consult a Vet before feeding your animal companion anything listed in this thread.
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Sliced grilled SPAM
Peanut butter
Pickled cabbage
Sliced radishes on
Sliced sourdough bread.
Grilled.
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Post by DrivingtoMars (SW CO) on Mar 19, 2018 9:39:05 GMT -5
Disclaimer: I have no idea whether any of this is toxic to dogs, but will have sense enough not to find out. Do not assume it is safe. Consult a Vet before feeding your animal companion anything listed in this thread.
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Tenderized roadkill
Soy sauce
JuJu bees
Mashed sweet potatoes
Pulverized Boc choy leaves
rolled in wheat flour tortilla.
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Post by eggman on Mar 20, 2018 6:00:07 GMT -5
Now I know this is safe for a canine cause I have seen my dog enjoying it at every opportunity until I yell at her
Slightly aged to perfection. Cow Pie. 💩
Bread is optional.
Then again since it is a cow PIE. Maybe norm can enjoy it for dessert?
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Post by coffeenole on Mar 21, 2018 21:20:11 GMT -5
Here's one...
A Gas Buddy moderator with garlic and Grey POOPon on rye bread
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Post by m6gm (Kentucky) on Mar 22, 2018 14:20:44 GMT -5
Howdy, Coffee. Long time, no see. Hope you're doing well.
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Post by coffeenole on Mar 22, 2018 20:41:23 GMT -5
Howdy, Coffee. Long time, no see. Hope you're doing well. Hi m6! I'm hanging in there. It's good to see you! Are you making my Buddy a pachyderm SAMMICH? |
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Post by geezer on Mar 23, 2018 8:17:53 GMT -5
Gee, M6, it looks like you've put on some weight.
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Post by m6gm (Kentucky) on Mar 23, 2018 11:30:57 GMT -5
Coffee, I would, but I think it might take your Buddy a long time to eat it.
geez, this old gal weighs in at a bit over 9,000 pounds and eats 200+ pounds of hay a day. She seems sweet, but I wouldn't want to piss her off.
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Post by divakatana on Mar 23, 2018 17:12:38 GMT -5
Coffee! I haven’t seen or heard from you in years!
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Post by coffeenole on Mar 24, 2018 6:16:10 GMT -5
Good morning everyone! Time is short today, but I wanted to throw my Buddy a SAMMICH...
Peanut butter and pimento cheese!
Happy Saturday!
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Post by mikey1960 on Mar 24, 2018 8:44:51 GMT -5
Good Morning peoples! How would buddy like a triple decker Peanut butter sammich.  |
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Post by sandipaws on Mar 25, 2018 0:01:36 GMT -5
I'm making Norm a roast beef and swiss cheese sammich! Enjoy little buddy!
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Post by coffeenole on Mar 26, 2018 7:36:44 GMT -5
Hi everyone! Diva, it's great to see you again! Norm's sammich du jour is a Turnip green and rutabaga biscuit.
Thank you everyone for all of the great sammiches!
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