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Apr 17, 2018 9:39:23 GMT -5
Post by Hamish on Apr 17, 2018 9:39:23 GMT -5
Joke for Today
What magazine does the big bad wolf read.
Porks Illustrated
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humor
Apr 17, 2018 11:44:57 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 17, 2018 11:44:57 GMT -5
If a lumberjack gets fired, how come he doesn't get the ax?
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Apr 17, 2018 11:47:41 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 17, 2018 11:47:41 GMT -5
I couldn't get to sleep last night, usually I count sheep, but last night I was counting Trump tweets.
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Apr 18, 2018 8:21:58 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 18, 2018 8:21:58 GMT -5
If a hockey player gets caught with Meth or Ecstasy, what's the penalty?
Two minutes for tripping.
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Apr 18, 2018 8:41:28 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 18, 2018 8:41:28 GMT -5
If a gay man gets a "Pink Slip" from his boss at the office, does he have a case for sexual harassment? Or maybe just a wardrobe upgrade?
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Apr 21, 2018 6:45:05 GMT -5
Post by Hamish on Apr 21, 2018 6:45:05 GMT -5
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Apr 22, 2018 9:37:22 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 22, 2018 9:37:22 GMT -5
I'm going to open a Bed & Breakfast on a waterfront somewhere. I'm going to name it "Sweet"
Then all my guests can sleep in the "Sweet B & B, on that beautiful shore"!
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Apr 22, 2018 14:32:34 GMT -5
Post by sandipaws on Apr 22, 2018 14:32:34 GMT -5
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Apr 22, 2018 14:50:07 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 22, 2018 14:50:07 GMT -5
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
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Apr 23, 2018 8:22:32 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 23, 2018 8:22:32 GMT -5
How does Luke Skywalker buy his morning coffee?
Star Bucks.
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humor
Apr 23, 2018 8:25:15 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 23, 2018 8:25:15 GMT -5
I recently had to get rid of my husband.
Turns out he was allergic to my cat.
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Apr 23, 2018 8:35:44 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 23, 2018 8:35:44 GMT -5
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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humor
Apr 23, 2018 8:46:10 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 23, 2018 8:46:10 GMT -5
"Shout" is a good name for a stain remover, but more appropriate for a Senior Care Center.
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humor
Apr 23, 2018 8:55:04 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 23, 2018 8:55:04 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two students who yelled "Bang" and "Bang, Bang" at each other?
They were mad at each other, but it was a Weapons Free Zone, so they decided to have a "Shout Out".
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humor
Apr 23, 2018 9:10:03 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 23, 2018 9:10:03 GMT -5
Did you hear about the new restaurant called "Karma"?
There's no established menu, but you always get what you deserve!
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