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Apr 8, 2018 15:17:53 GMT -5
Post by wawanderer on Apr 8, 2018 15:17:53 GMT -5
What did the ant say to the mold "You look like a FUN GUY"
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Apr 8, 2018 16:51:16 GMT -5
Post by lightbulb1 on Apr 8, 2018 16:51:16 GMT -5
what did the cat say when he hurt his paw?
meow
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Apr 8, 2018 16:52:27 GMT -5
Post by lightbulb1 on Apr 8, 2018 16:52:27 GMT -5
what the male dog say to the female dog?
bow wow
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Apr 8, 2018 16:55:58 GMT -5
Post by lightbulb1 on Apr 8, 2018 16:55:58 GMT -5
what did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? (3 answers)
you light up my life
socket to me
you look frosted to me
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Apr 9, 2018 8:15:36 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 9, 2018 8:15:36 GMT -5
What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb?
Well, aren't you the bright one.
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Post by cheepio on Apr 10, 2018 7:54:50 GMT -5
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
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Apr 11, 2018 9:27:12 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 11, 2018 9:27:12 GMT -5
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
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Apr 12, 2018 7:30:42 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 12, 2018 7:30:42 GMT -5
Death and taxes are unavoidable, but at least the IRS grants extensions.
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Post by cheepio on Apr 12, 2018 7:45:40 GMT -5
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:06:04 GMT -5
Post by Zoe (Illinois) on Apr 12, 2018 14:06:04 GMT -5
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Apr 13, 2018 8:43:25 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 13, 2018 8:43:25 GMT -5
I'm great at multi-tasking -- I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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Apr 15, 2018 9:20:12 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 15, 2018 9:20:12 GMT -5
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Apr 15, 2018 11:53:50 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Apr 15, 2018 11:53:50 GMT -5
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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Apr 15, 2018 11:56:07 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Apr 15, 2018 11:56:07 GMT -5
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Apr 15, 2018 12:03:59 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Apr 15, 2018 12:03:59 GMT -5
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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