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humor
Mar 31, 2018 1:05:20 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Mar 31, 2018 1:05:20 GMT -5
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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Post by chopin on Mar 31, 2018 1:05:56 GMT -5
Q: What do the Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic have in common? A: They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.
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humor
Apr 1, 2018 14:22:49 GMT -5
Post by lightbulb1 on Apr 1, 2018 14:22:49 GMT -5
WHAT DID THOMAS EDISON SAY WHEN THE LIGHT BULB SHINED FOR THE FIRST TIME? I AM DELIGHTED AND FILAMENTRY MY FRIENDS...
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humor
Apr 2, 2018 21:56:52 GMT -5
Post by stlhawk on Apr 2, 2018 21:56:52 GMT -5
What is the definition of a "Light Year"?
A year where you eat fewer calories than normal.
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humor
Apr 2, 2018 21:57:27 GMT -5
Post by stlhawk on Apr 2, 2018 21:57:27 GMT -5
Did you hear the one about the helicopter?
That's over your head.
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humor
Apr 2, 2018 21:57:53 GMT -5
Post by stlhawk on Apr 2, 2018 21:57:53 GMT -5
Did you hear the one about the submarine?
That's beneath you.
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humor
Apr 3, 2018 13:13:40 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 3, 2018 13:13:40 GMT -5
How do poultry exchange insults?
"Chicken Fingers" or "The Bird".
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Post by stlhawk on Apr 3, 2018 20:30:05 GMT -5
You never realize how little self control you have until they place the chips and salsa in front of you at a Mexican restaurant.
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humor
Apr 3, 2018 23:24:43 GMT -5
Post by bluwahoo (FL/AL Coast) on Apr 3, 2018 23:24:43 GMT -5
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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Post by Hamish on Apr 4, 2018 7:37:14 GMT -5
Joke for Today
Bob goes to see his friend Pete.
He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere.
"What are you doing!" asks Bob.
Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor." [to attract her]
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humor
Apr 4, 2018 13:04:03 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 4, 2018 13:04:03 GMT -5
Will having ear buds cause another set of ears to grow?
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Apr 5, 2018 14:53:43 GMT -5
Post by SUVFan on Apr 5, 2018 14:53:43 GMT -5
WHAT DID THOMAS EDISON SAY WHEN THE LIGHT BULB SHINED FOR THE FIRST TIME? I AM DELIGHTED AND FILAMENTRY MY FRIENDS...
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humor
Apr 6, 2018 16:14:50 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 6, 2018 16:14:50 GMT -5
Proverbs for the modern world:
"Whenever one door closes...
It's probably locked and your keys are on the other side."
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Post by cheepio on Apr 6, 2018 16:24:32 GMT -5
When my Dad reached 90 I wanted to present him with a meaningful gift.
I asked him what he would like.
He told me to get him an "Antique".
So I framed his birth certificate.
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humor
Apr 8, 2018 15:05:32 GMT -5
Post by cheepio on Apr 8, 2018 15:05:32 GMT -5
Are there people out there that actually make their beds every morning...or is that just a myth?
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