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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 5, 2018 7:47:44 GMT -5
Hey geezer! Pull over.... I gotta pee............................
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Apr 5, 2018 8:38:00 GMT -5
OOH Road trip..are you sure the creeks arent too high for the runnin board of the T ? I rode in one with my brother drivin once long ago and we did cross some high criks he called em.
Not gettin the scooter goin yet, and batteries is still (different still) in car. Waitin for a call.
Zoe l figgured we'd just go to Wallys for the drapes or curtains..That's where l bought mine.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 5, 2018 8:59:19 GMT -5
Howdy Coots!
My, but it's quiet around here. Where'd everyone go? Well, I gotta git out to the shed an' replace the generator belt on Izzy's ol' "T", before ennyone tries ta use it an' gits stranded. {{{moseyin' on out to the shed}}} HARK! the "T" is gone!!! Oh, I got a bad feelin' 'bout this......................... At least WonderTub is still here an' ready ta go. Mebbe I kin rescue them is they remembered ta bring their cell phones with 'em. I think I'll jest have a snort or two of Miracle Hooch an' see how things transpire.
Pass the jug. Whoa!! They musta taken quite a bit of MH with them, 'cause the supply in tunnel "A" is down considerably. Oh, BOY! This is gonna be another classic!!
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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 5, 2018 10:25:41 GMT -5
:::Walking out from behind a tree by the road::: Hey geezer! Why's the "T" got all that steam com'n outta the radiator?
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Apr 5, 2018 10:34:35 GMT -5
When l get a recliner like this guy has on his scooter, then l will be happy. How about those Canadians?
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Post by Chris46 on Apr 5, 2018 10:50:46 GMT -5
Hold your horses! I'm on my way! Hummm.... "Shotgun" is already taken, I'll call "Middle's"! :::scrunches over next to Tru::: How do you like my new cologne? Let's boogie!
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Post by wawanderer on Apr 5, 2018 11:06:43 GMT -5
How old do you gotta be to join? Are there any dues? Is there a bus that can take us to the casino?
Questions...questions...questions
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Post by sandipaws on Apr 5, 2018 14:37:28 GMT -5
Hello coots!
Brought a sign for the cabin!
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 6, 2018 8:43:28 GMT -5
How old do you gotta be to join? Are there any dues? Is there a bus that can take us to the casino?
Questions...questions...questions
Ya just gotta be older in spirit, wawanderer. No dues, were a sociable bunch that drinks our own corn squeezins an' try to avoid the revenooers. We take plenty of naps (as needed) out back in our hammocks an' we don't have a bus for casino transport. However, we've got a WonderTub that can git us ennyplace we gotta go. Since it has newer technology than even the govmint has, we've equipped it with a cloaking device so they cain't see us comin'! C'mon in an' set a spell. We'll uncork a fresh jug of Miracle Hooch an' got acquainted!
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 6, 2018 8:49:50 GMT -5
Howdy Coots,
Hmmmmm, no contact with them missin' Geezers......... I wonder how bad they got themselves mired this time? Well, at least, they musta brought enuf Miracle Hooch with 'em, 'cause they ain't hollerin' for help, Y E T! I believe I'll uncork another jug an' git ready for my mornin' nap!
Pass a jug. I'm about ta git into the mornin' relaxin' mode!
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Post by wawanderer on Apr 6, 2018 8:59:46 GMT -5
Thanks BG that's quite neighborly of y'all. If it's OK that me woman can be wit me, I'd like that real much. By the way she don't drink much, sh'll we bring ordervys, we got a pretty fresh bucket of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Post by geezer on Apr 6, 2018 10:55:06 GMT -5
Well, we got us a big crowd in the Model T, but this ol' heap can handle it. Anybody else gotta pee? Better hurry up 'cause the radiator is steamin' an' we gotta git movin' to cool things down. (three minutes pass...)
Awright, off we go. Open up that road map, will ya, Chris? It's a genuine 1938 Gargoyl Company map of all 48 states an' it should git us wherever we wanna go. I guess we take a left up here at the fork. Oh wait, that's a spoon. Never mind. The spoon ain't on the map.
Oh, I see. We take a right up by the church. Ennybody need to stop an' pray? I highly recommend it. What is it, Trucky? Now YOU gotta pee? C'mon, people! We been on this road trip for 20 minutes an' we ain't but two miles from home.
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Apr 6, 2018 11:00:31 GMT -5
Well Geezer, since it is just a Road Trip and no place special we are heading, what's the diff? Anybody got any place they wanta head? Where were you goin Geezer? MEbbie stop in Napa? How long we gonna be gone?
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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 6, 2018 14:57:32 GMT -5
Awe, I'm tired of this road trip already! Besides. geezer's high speed and recklessness scared sump'n outta me. You guys go ahead. I'll walk all the way back to the clubhouse. :::Walks 50 feet back to the clubhouse - opens the door to see BG and a new guy::: Hey BG! What's shak'n round here? wawanderer you say: Glad to meet ya. I'm go'n out back to find my hammock. :::Grabs a jug-o-hooch::: I need a nap. Those young'ns plum tuckered me out........
Nice sign sandipaws! Kinda fits just swell.......
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Post by sandipaws on Apr 6, 2018 15:11:07 GMT -5
Hello geezers,
You're just in time, just got here with a trunk load of sammichs!!
Help yourself! Hope you're hungry!
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