geezer
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Post by geezer on Mar 30, 2018 9:11:56 GMT -5
Dang, wouldya look at them perty flowers! Between Tru an' Zoe this place looks downright homey.
Tru, we know what ya mean 'bout creakin' bones. If we all walk around at the same time it sounds like a tap dancin' class.
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Post by Chris46 on Mar 30, 2018 9:35:18 GMT -5
Good morning geezers and geezerettes.
Tru, just like when I had a season pass to our local swimming club..... A private lounge chair (your hammock). ALTHOUGH, the last time I checked, Snots® couldn't read, so you might want to sprinkle some of this flea powder on your hammock.
The flowers DO look purdy, but they don't emit an aroma. PSSSSSSSH :::sprays lilac spray on them::: AH!!!!!
We could use some of these flowers (and spray) in the bathroom! I won't mention any names!
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Mar 30, 2018 9:40:49 GMT -5
Careful on that sprayin smells around here as l have allergies and will sneeze up a storm. Dr office other day they had someone who took a bath is cologne l guess and they had to give me a mask so l would stop coughing.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 30, 2018 10:37:47 GMT -5
Good Mornin', Coots!
Yah, Chris, we had that small trout stream just down the hill behind the shed at the old joint. But if ya recall, we din't use it much because those pesky trout always kept nibblin' at our leg hairs. I think you'll find the pond out back here much more useful. Just stay on the path, tho, 'cause it'll take ya to the other side of the pond, away from the Aux Still. We don't wanna have a path leadin' to that still 'cause the revenooers would stumble across it, an they'd do their best ta bust us. <<<note to self: check the total of the bail fund>>>
Aw, Chris, geezer ain't that bad.........jest crank up those industrial strength exhaust fans and that foul aroma will clear out in minnits! TRU, we'll do our best ta keep ya comfortable. Between those perty flowers an' yer beautiful smile, we git some serious "culture" here. We don't wanna give ya a reason to avoid us!
Trucky, we may wanna keep those signs close to the clubhouse. Out there in the wilds, near the emergency stills, they would be outa place an' raise questions as to why they would be in sucha remote location. That might draw too much scrutiny, so we hafta keep that area as natural as possible. We needta think of sumthin more compatable with the area.
Pass the jug. I gotta lubricate the synapses!
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Post by trucky3212 on Mar 30, 2018 16:25:00 GMT -5
Not to worry BG! Those signs should be good for about a 100 mile radius. Does Deputy Fife know how to read?
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Post by trucky3212 on Mar 31, 2018 7:57:03 GMT -5
Ol' Snots sure has acclimated himself to the new digs perty quick. He looks real comfy. And did ya notice the way all his pet Fleas just kinda follow him around? Just kinda tugs at the heart strings............
Pass that jug please........
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geezer
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Post by geezer on Mar 31, 2018 10:31:38 GMT -5
Next time we head inta town, le'ts stop by the florist an' git Tru a nice big bouquet. I an't sure she appreciated the dandylions Chris an' Trucky picked for her yestiddy. Let's git some paint, too. Maybe a nice bright purple, an' some lime green for the trim.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Mar 31, 2018 10:32:32 GMT -5
Good Morning Geezers!
Ahhhh! The weekend is here! I believe I'll just kick back an' let the clubhouse upgrades go till Monday or Tuesday.
Pass the jug. I gotta act like I'm retired!
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Mar 31, 2018 12:00:23 GMT -5
Thanks Geezer. Still those bright yellow dandelions in the grass if left there are even nice .. Not in a bouquet tho , as they smell. Easy on spray now Chris. LOL
Anyone want some pickled eggs? or is that just with beer?
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Mar 31, 2018 12:01:23 GMT -5
Hey Zoe what do you think about curtains and table cloths.?
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Post by trucky3212 on Mar 31, 2018 15:00:43 GMT -5
Good Morning Geezers!
Ahhhh! The weekend is here! I believe I'll just kick back an' let the clubhouse upgrades go till Monday or Tuesday.
Pass the jug. I gotta act like I'm retired! |
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Post by Chris46 on Mar 31, 2018 22:16:26 GMT -5
My fellow geezers and geezerette(s).
I don't know about Zoe liking them, but Tru, I like them. We've never had linens before. I wonder if we could get Zoe to stop by. We've got an extra hammock we could put her name on?
Happy Easter everybody!
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Apr 1, 2018 9:48:04 GMT -5
Really ? l was surprised by your answers as l figured you coots would object to beautifying and girlifying even, the place. I suggested it tongue in cheek. But hey ifn you want curtains, then l'll buy but who volunteers to hang em?
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Post by geezer on Apr 1, 2018 10:13:45 GMT -5
I'll hang 'em, Tru. I figger if we "girly-fy" this joint a bit then mebbe some more of them girlies'll show up. Heck, we might even make a new hooch tailored to the feminine taste buds. Je's don't ask us to put doilies around the place, though. Didjya know they catch fire if ya ain't careful where ya park yer stogie.
Willie Nelson was in the old clubhouse once and he set down this tiny little white stogie on the edge of a dresser an' there was a doily on it 'cause one of Drunkhabib's lady friend thought it would look nice, but it caught fire an the clubhouse dang near burnt down. The only thing that saved us was willie was drinkin' beer instead of hooch an' when he reached for that wimpy little stogie to save it from the flames he accidentally poured his beer on the doilie an' stopped the conflagration. Weird day, that was. Even the smoke smelled kinda funny, but nobody seemed to mind.
Hey Tru, you dated Willie's dad, didn't ya?
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 1, 2018 10:33:14 GMT -5
Howdy Geezers!
Jeeze, geezer, don't tell all them stories from the old joint. Ya might scare somma these ladies away, an' we sure don't want that! Tru an' Zoe, bring on the flowers, tablecloths an' curtains. But the table cloths really shouldn't be linen 'cause we have a tendency to spill a lot an' we don't wanna wear out our brand new washin' machine. An' we all appreciate flowers an' curtains 'cause they give the place a "homey" look.
Pass the jug. It's Easter an' we gotta celebrate!
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