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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 1, 2018 11:18:59 GMT -5
What! We got a washing machine? Hey! What's that other big do-dad sitt'n right next to the washing machine?
Curtain's - Doy-lees - Table Cloth. New Hammock. Holy-Molly. This joint is a far cry from the old place....
I could sure get used to this!
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 1, 2018 11:27:54 GMT -5
What! We got a washing machine? Hey! What's that other big do-dad sitt'n right next to the washing machine?
Curtain's - Doy-lees - Table Cloth. New Hammock. Holy-Molly. This joint is a far cry from the old place....
I could sure get used to this!
Ya better git used to it, Trucky, 'cause it'll keep those wimmin comin' back, an' we'll all be better off for that! |
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Post by TOPitOFF (New Hampshire) on Apr 1, 2018 15:04:35 GMT -5
Howdy Geezer... hey, heard you had this special club set up over yonder. So, here I is pockin' me nose in to check on things. Happy Easter!
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Post by sandipaws on Apr 1, 2018 15:18:01 GMT -5
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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 2, 2018 8:06:03 GMT -5
Gee :::Cramming one last pair of skivvies in new washing machine::: I Wonder if just "one" box of this detergent will be enough :::Emptying entire box of detergent in new washing machine::: Thought I'd just do my good deed of the day........ Here goes :::Pushing Start Button::: Hmmmmmm! Sure makes a funny noise. Oh well. Time to go find a fresh Jug-o-MH for t'day.....
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Apr 2, 2018 8:33:50 GMT -5
All right trucky, now you went and done it. See all that foamy white stuff? it ain't beer foam.
Mebby you best leave that machine alone for when you don't hit the jug so much. Who threw away the instructions anyway?
All right now Geezer yo know it was Willie l dated, not his dad. He is 84 and l am 87. I like em younger.
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Post by geezer on Apr 2, 2018 10:34:57 GMT -5
You're a fox, Tru! I'll bet ol' Willie never had a chance...
Hey, what's with all the suds in here? Are we havin' one of them raves the young'ns have in abandoned warehouses? Too bad Willie ain't here to play music. Them suds is kinda funky smellin'..kinda like skivvies that have been left out in the sun too long.
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 2, 2018 12:25:45 GMT -5
Howdy Geezers!
All right, who overdid the new washing machine? Whoever made this mess musta thrown in a whole box of Tide Pods in, instead of one or two. Lessee, who here don't know how ta read? Hmmmm, there are several that are questionable, but everone should be able to unnerstand those printed instructions. At least that machine is still under warranty, so we oughta be able ta git it fixed if this overdose has damaged it. Look at that pile of wet skivvies! I din't know we had that many!!! It's obvious they couldn't all fit into the new machine, without some serious stuffin'! That narrows down the suspects.................
Pass the jug. I gotta ponder these bits of info!
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Post by m6gm (Kentucky) on Apr 2, 2018 15:58:44 GMT -5
I think it's high time we got some see-curity camers outsiden' the clubhouse. If'n Fife shows up, you can bet your butt he's gonna bring the Property Valuation Administrater an' somebodies goin' to have to pay a BIG tax bill.
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Post by geezer on Apr 2, 2018 18:20:55 GMT -5
I think Fife is still back in Gastonia, or whatever is left of it. I wunner if they still think the town blowed up over mine gas an' a resultin' collapse? Hee, hee.
Hey, with all these purty wimmen showin' up these days, mebbe we should have us a hoedown? (To which drunkhabib woulda sent somma his hos down..)
We got a banjo picker right here in the clubhouse. Take a bow, BG. An' mebbe Tru can coax her ol' flame Willie Nelson to come by an' add to the entertainment. He'd really like the Miracle Hooch.
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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 2, 2018 21:24:23 GMT -5
"Hot Dog" if that a grand idear geezer. A hoedown sounds fantastic. Specially with BG do'n the Banjo work and Willie sing'n & pluck'n his guitar. And to think, Tru used to date Willie. Wow! That's really cool Tru......
I'll start clean'n up the place. Mopp'n the floor aughta be perty easy with all the soap suds all over the place....
Man-o-Man! This is gonna be some blowout! Hey BG. Think we oughta ramp up the still production a bit. We sure don't wanna run low for this shindig...
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Post by Zoe (Illinois) on Apr 2, 2018 22:41:12 GMT -5
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Post by Tru (NAPA CA) on Apr 2, 2018 23:28:12 GMT -5
LOL I never heard that before. "Maybe Monday doesn't like you either" Funnny.
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Post by trucky3212 on Apr 3, 2018 7:33:03 GMT -5
Why Thanks Zoe! Those are mighty nice look'n flowers. Careful of the floor. It's kinda slippery yet......
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Post by BGJam (Twin Cities MN) on Apr 3, 2018 8:53:41 GMT -5
Howdy Y'all Coots!
Hate ta burst yer bubble, geezer an' Trucky, but I only play rhythm guitar, bluegrass style. I tried banjo about 15 years ago, but those suckers are so heavy I'da had ta hire someone to carry it around for me. Plus they're so loud my tinnitis would kick up beyond bearable limits. So, yer gonna hafta be content with me pickin' guitar an' singin'. An' I sound better the more Miracle Hooch I drink!
Hmmmmm, yer swinging that mop purty good, Trucky. But ya gotta wring it out ever so often..............
I got both the Main an' the Aux Stills cranked up to max capacity. With all the MH stored in the "A" tunnel an' this new higher production we're gonna have plenty for the big blowout!
This joint looks real classy with those purty flowers! Now, I'm lookin' forward ta seein' what the drapes will look like! It's really nice havin' these perty wimmin comin' by an' givin' this place some class. If only we could figger out a way ta give Snots a bath an' git him ta smellin' better.
Pass the jug. I gotta ponder the entertainment gig for the big blowout!
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